Pandemic

Do you believe you can’t be exposed to an infectious disease outbreak? All you have to do is spend a day at a grocery store to change your view on this subject and learn what the word “contagious” really means.
I hate to say it, but the behaviour of the human race is revolting. Villiage idiots grossly pick through the food at the salad bar with their fingers. Virus infused shit-heads sneeze on the grapes and into the meat bunkers. The bacterial infested grunters even spit into their hand to open a bag.
They’re like junior high school nerds with a buck-toothed overbite, splattering the customer service counter with their regurgitated spew. I know there are a lot of anti-vaxxers out there in the world, and honestly if you want to die in a pandemic, God speed. Hand me a hazmat. We’ll fire up the furnaces!
~You can’t get autism if you die from the plague.~
What about the small doses of mercury to prevent the contamination from microbes? What about the formaldehyde that inactivates the virus?
Folks, In this case I’d be willing to drink it in a cocktail glass, shaken…not stirred.
Yes, seriously.
Let me make one thing very clear about myself. If I see even one diseased person screaming in pain from a noxious pathogen and blisters exploding from their skin like a Hiroshima rhino ejaculation, I’ll be brutally stabbing myself with a vaccination needle as fast as Freddy Krueger goes after a sleep deprived virgin.

6 thoughts on “Pandemic

  1. I’m with you! I was vaccinated and I vaccinated my kids. When my doc tells me it’s time for a booster, I start rolling up my sleeves. I’m a scientist, have worked in a lab all of my adult working life. I used to create custom made vaccines for agriculture, to stop disease outbreaks in animals. I’ve read the scientific papers and I know the “vaccines cause autism” paper has been proven to be false over and over again, and the scientist who wrote it is has been totally discredited as a fraud. I know the risks and benefits, and I know vaccines work.

    Deb

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  2. That’s it!!! After reading a few of your posts last night and this one this morning, I’m putting your blog on my blog sidebar … the hounds need more humor in their lives. 🙂 I agree with Deb and I am NOT a scientist.

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