My vacation is over. My staycation, actually, because I didn’t go anywhere. I just enjoyed nine days of bliss and relaxation. No chaos, no whining, no complaints. Just pure – vegetate until you have a psychotic break – silence.
Sigh…
No more lazing around the pool for me. Okay, it was my bathtub but the good news is I am less likely to drown. Plus, I didn’t have anybody with gold teeth asking me if I’d be interested in a time-share. Then I’d have to sit through a three hour seminar listening to their blasted, “waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah!” (Like Charlie Brown’s teacher), just to be able to go on a free tour to snorkel with sharks.
Seriously, I don’t want a freakin’ rip off time-share, nor do I need a macramé bracelet. Note to self: On future trips just pay for the tour.
Anyhoo~
I just really did not want to do any people’ing with fuck-tards. Total seclusion is what I wanted, and that is exactly what I got. Complete, elated joy.
Just a little update for those following my food allergy issues: I stopped eating wheat, gluten and dairy. The rashes have healed a lot. My blood pressure has returned to normal and I’ve lost 20 pounds. I have literally thrown two sacks of russet potatoes off my body and I feel great. I’m telling you, there is something wrong with our food. I have become addicted to organic oranges however, but that’s not a bad thing. It cleans the innards.
Blah…I go back to work tomorrow.
~ Looking gorgeous 😀 ~
The good news is, I like the people I work with. That’s the only thing that makes my job worthwhile. As for the customers, well let me just say there is a shit load of arse wipes in the world who love to aggravate me, and they come right to customer service.
Well, I guess I have to get my blog material from somewhere. 😀
Back to the hamster cage, and more stories to come.
~GW
The Grocery Whisperer 
I love your stories, so yes, be thankful for even the worst customers.
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Hehehehe
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Aah fabulous rant!
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Thanks, Michael.
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That’s a great attitude. I have been known to think – when in the midst of something horrible – this will make a good story one day! At some points in my life, it was the only thing keeping me upright. Congrats on success dealing with the allergies. You no doubt look mah-vellous, darling!
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Thanks, Deb. I’m feeling a lot better. 😀
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I know there’s something wrong with our food. Good for you for making positive changes, I’m glad to hear you’re feeling better!
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Yes, I’m feeling great. 😀
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Courage ! You can do it 😉 Awesome post as always and I am glad to hear that your health issues healed with food. I think that we do need to find a better way to nurture our temples ! I Believe that health is wealth but buying decent food for our good health is vital compared to the damages of bad health. Why don’t we talk more about that instead of putting sugar and dairy at the center let’s put health at the forefront and good food to avoid bad health!
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