Hello, fine people. Happy Labour Day!
I have to admit, I am jealous of people who can eat an entire pizza and not gain a pound. No, let me rephrase that. It angers me. Dammit, it’s unfair. All I have to do is look at a pizza and I turn into Jabba The Hutt. When it’s pizza day at work, I just silently snort in the aroma of the passing deliciousness and then place the boxes in other people’s carts.
Some of my co-workers go on their breaks and buy Mountain Dew, chocolate bars, pizza and cupcakes. I admit it, I’m envious. They gorge on that shit like there’s no tomorrow. They’re as skinny as a rake and there’s no leaves to gather. It seems so unfair. It’s diabolical.
I only eat food that you can pick, pluck or shoot, and I still feel like a fairy elephant.
I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I just need somebody to follow me around to slap the unhealthy food out of my hand.
I want to work out, but then I don’t want to work out even more.
Experts say that refined sugar is like heroin. It awakens certain pleasure centers in the brain and makes you addicted. I just try to avoid it. Now I know why they call it junk food, because it turns you into an acne scarred, whale blubbering junkie.
I’ve lost thirty-five pounds thus far, so I must be doing something right. It’s just that..well, it feels like it’s taking an eternity to reach my goal. Two pounds a week is what doctor’s claim is a healthy weight loss. I don’t want to send my body into hyper-drive distress by losing far too much at once, and then end up shedding all my hair like Yul Brynner, but dayammm!
If I can’t stick to a diet, does that make me a desserter? Ha!
Why does sugar, fat and salt have to taste so good? Take Lay’s chips, for example. They come in a new onion ring flavour. I know it’s all chemicals with shit loads of artificial cancer causing ingredients, but it still brings forth a surge of excitement. I won’t eat them, mind you. God no, I don’t want to go back to my old physique. I just ask other people who buy them in line how delicious they are.
Fuck…
My nutritionist told me to eat about 1,200 calories a day. I said, “okay, so how many do I eat at night?”
Anyhoo, I suppose my health is more important. My blood pressure did return to normal, I’m not on any medications and have no issues. Knock on wood. Plus, I’m able to fit into many of my ultra cute outfits again. I really shouldn’t complain. I guess weight loss is just a waiting game.
~GW
Well, on the plus side, you and I would probably outlast the skinny people during the apocalypse as we are “easy-keepers” (as the horsey crowd would say).
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Hi, Deb……LMAO
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I may have to borrow the pic with the scales …
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LOL. It is a good one.
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Congrats on the weight loss you’ve accomplished so far.
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Thank you. I’ve been working very hard to improve my health.
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Happy Labour Day!!
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Thank you. Same to you. 😀
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You’re welcome 😇
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I used to be one of those people who could eat an entire pizza and not gain a pound but those days are long gone. So you have my support.
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Thanks, man. 😀
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Sounds like you’re winning to me!
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It’s a battle, but I have a pointy sword. 😀
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One of the deep questions of life. Why DOES junk food have to taste so good? Keep up your good work!
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Thanks. 😀
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