Hello fellow blogzillians. 😀
A lady came in the store one day and I asked her if she needed bags.
“No, I have my own bags,” she responded.
She handed me a bag and I wanted to hurl my last three suppers. It teemed with dirt, old bacterial meat stains and God knows what other type of plague crawling around inside her bag of horrors.
I just kind of dropped her items inside thinking…ew, ew, ew, ew.
Like seriously, have some self respect. Wash your shit. Then folks wonder how they get food poisoning. Perhaps it could be because you’re a disgusting pig. Reusable bags do not mean you can skip laundry day.
I wear gloves, but sometimes I feel like I need to wear an entire hazmat suit.
Then yesterday, a man came into the store and placed a few items on the checkout for me to bag. He brought out a cloth bag and It covered in so much dog hair, it almost looked like cousin IT. You could literally wire brush it and call it Fluffy.
“Um, I am severly allergic to dogs,” I explained. “So unless you want to drive me to the emergency room and put me on a life saving breathing machine, I can’t bag your things.” I wouldn’t touch that thing with a ten foot pole.
All that hair probably got all inside his food. It was just really gross. No, just……no. Yuck.
If you’re a dirty bugger, you don’t need to announce it to the world.