It started off as allergies today, or so I thought.
That’s right, the Germy Whisperer is deluding herself.
I know what you’re thinking…
Now I know I’m coming down with something. Dammit! I bet ‘ole slimy, money mouth that I mentioned in the last blog infected me.
Ugh…Sigh.
I dragged my ass at work today. I couldn’t breathe and felt really wiped out. Every hour felt like an eternity of damnation.
I partook in Nyquil, Tylenol 1`s, chicken soup and a hot bath with apple cider vinegar to kill the pestilence. I even went all out and ate a few dry crackers. I figure at this point it doesn’t matter if I over-do it with the carbs. I’ll probably be up-chucking it in an hour anyway.
Kleenex will be my intimate friend for the next few days.
I feel like shit. No…I feel worse than shit. I feel like shit that has been rolled in shit and then left on the street in extreme heat to ferment.
Thank God I don’t have to work tomorrow. Diapers aren’t a good look with my uniform. Neither is a runny clown nose, for that matter.
I need to stay home with my kitah’s. I’m feeling very cranky and might accidentally fork stab somebody. Especially a bitch…er, I mean person at work who is really getting on my nerves lately.
My fucking stomach sounds like a hyena burping the Star Spangled Banner to a dying moose.
I will be out of commission for a little while. Send me some cheer! I need it.
~GW
I hope you feel better soon!! I always feel such relief when I feel like I’m getting sick, but then I realize it’s just seasonal allergies acting up … but the flip flop is much, much worse 😦
… And don’t stab the bitch with a fork . . . if you really want to add insult to injury, spork ’em.
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lolol. Thank you, Ms. Unicorn.
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Get well soon.
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Thank you, Monsieur Metal. I will stuff my face with bug drugs. 😀
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I hope you get to feeling better. We will miss you but you must take care of yourself. See you when you return my friend.
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Thanks, Jerry. Hopefully this won’t last long.
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Speedy recovery!
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Thanks, Michael. I have to go back to work tomorrow so I’m sleeping as much as possible trying to re-coup. 😀
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